WoW

Learn as much by writing as by reading.
- Lord Acton

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
- Rita Mae Brown

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners.
- E. Joseph Cossman

True friends are those who really know you but love you anyway.
- Edna Buchanan

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
- Jeff Marder

If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'
- Jeff Foxworthy