WoW

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
- Sam Levenson

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
- Douglas Adams

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
- Groucho Marx

The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to do something stupid.
- Art Spander